you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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