Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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