He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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