But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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