I look better un-naked...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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