Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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