The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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