Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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