seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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