would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
we made out on top of his cat.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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