Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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