Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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