S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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