i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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