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anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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