i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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