I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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