Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just googled if crying burns calories
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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