So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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