We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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