We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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