white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Watching her eat just hurts me
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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