I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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