I must be too annoying 4 u.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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