OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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