Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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