guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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