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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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