Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
this will be a night to untag.
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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