Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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