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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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