Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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