I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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