Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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