True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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