i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i will never coherently bang her
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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