Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
don't judge my taste in strippers
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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