why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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