that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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