Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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