wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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