have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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