1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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