But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Randomize
