Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
