if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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