he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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