were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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