Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
