Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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