Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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I think I sprained my soul last night
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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