dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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