we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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