Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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