So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
a search helicopter?!
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
last night I used snow as a chaser
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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