That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
you inspire me to be a worse person
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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