the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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