i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.