All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You did what with his pubic hair?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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