waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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