What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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